Week four of England’s premier rugby competition and tries rained down like really heavy, continuous rain, that is constant and won’t stop and ‘I wouldn’t go out in it, not in those shoes’. Here are four talking points because your tiny brain wouldn’t be able to cope with more. Tasty Trinder Gloucester are very much…
What Stuff Did Rob Howley Do On The British and Irish Lions Tour?
Sean O’Brien has sensationally claimed that Rob Howley had little or nothing to do with coaching the British and Irish Lions on their tour of New Zealand earlier this year. Speaking to the ‘Off the Ball’ Podcast the Irish backrower said Howley in particular contributed poorly to the drawn series. However, The Crooked Feed managed…
Round 3 of the Aviva Prem – Prima Nocta, Constipation and an Arsehole World Cup
Round three of the Aviva Premiership and we’ve all still got our dicks out. We went all over the world this weekend and yet some of the best fun was had at home. Here are four talking points worth remembering in case you need to sound like you know about rugby. Some bits weren’t great…
Round 2 of the Aviva Premiership – More Opinionated Tosh
Round 2 of the Aviva Premiership and the hits just keep coming. Lots more intriguing and well constructed egg chasing, and one particular team continue to impress, but the weekend was not without asterisk. There are fans who had to sit through 80 minutes of “rugby” on Friday night and the Tigers faithful were left…
Aviva Prem Round One – Four Loud-mouthed, Somewhat Obnoxious Talking Points
Well, what did we do to deserve this? The Aviva Premiership stacked the metaphorical Ferrero Rochers in a pyramid and got a bloke with white gloves to bring them in on a tray. Rugby this weekend was all twinkly and smiley and everyone was scoring, just like at the Ambassador’s party. There was many a…
RFU Remove Balls From Women
The RFU are to remove rugby balls from Women’s Rugby in an attempt to try and save money.
Best Thing Ever Named as Roger Federer
Scientists have revealed that the search for the ‘best thing ever’ can now be called off because it is, in fact, Roger Federer. After another peerless display at this year’s Wimbledon, the Swiss former World No.1 has re-entered the hearts and minds of the sporting public and in a recent poll commissioned by scientists at…
Gatland to let ‘bunch of shits’ decide
In an incredible turn of events, Warren Gatland, the Head Coach of the 2017 Lions tour to New Zealand is to let the public choose the 23 to take the field in the final and deciding Test against the All Blacks. Speaking exclusively to The Crooked Feed from his hotel room via Skype, Gatland railed,…
Barnes the bounty as Saturday’s Test gets fucking massive
Rugby fans from the UK will be even more excited about the final and deciding test between the Lions and New Zealand as Stuart Barnes has been put forward as a tantalising bounty. After a boozy night out last weekend, the Executive Producer for Sky Sports Rugby, Jeremy Scrumdown, ended up in an outrageous bet…
Gatland To Surprise All Blacks With Surprise Tactic
Warren Gatland has revealed that he has a surprise up his sleeve as he aims to achieve a series win for the British and Irish Lions in New Zealand this summer. Speaking after the squad got together for the first time, Gatland revealed that all the coaches had discussed how to beat the All Blacks,…
Brian Moore To Engage With People Who Are Nice To Him
Former England hooker to stop titting around with the likes of Piers Morgan
Diamond Still Not Interested
Sale Sharks Director of Rugby Steve Diamond remains confident about who he doesn’t want to sign for the club.
