Scientists have revealed that the search for the ‘best thing ever’ can now be called off because it is, in fact, Roger Federer. After another peerless display at this year’s Wimbledon, the Swiss former World No.1 has re-entered the hearts and minds of the sporting public and in a recent poll commissioned by scientists at…
Gatland to let ‘bunch of shits’ decide
In an incredible turn of events, Warren Gatland, the Head Coach of the 2017 Lions tour to New Zealand is to let the public choose the 23 to take the field in the final and deciding Test against the All Blacks. Speaking exclusively to The Crooked Feed from his hotel room via Skype, Gatland railed,…
Barnes the bounty as Saturday’s Test gets fucking massive
Rugby fans from the UK will be even more excited about the final and deciding test between the Lions and New Zealand as Stuart Barnes has been put forward as a tantalising bounty. After a boozy night out last weekend, the Executive Producer for Sky Sports Rugby, Jeremy Scrumdown, ended up in an outrageous bet…
Gatland To Surprise All Blacks With Surprise Tactic
Warren Gatland has revealed that he has a surprise up his sleeve as he aims to achieve a series win for the British and Irish Lions in New Zealand this summer. Speaking after the squad got together for the first time, Gatland revealed that all the coaches had discussed how to beat the All Blacks,…
Brian Moore To Engage With People Who Are Nice To Him
Former England hooker to stop titting around with the likes of Piers Morgan
Diamond Still Not Interested
Sale Sharks Director of Rugby Steve Diamond remains confident about who he doesn’t want to sign for the club.
Gatland Will Solve Nothing, Wives Insist
The naming of the British and Irish Lions Squad on Wednesday will not stop fans moaning or bring them together.
Fans Unhappy As Ashton Moves On
Fans uncertain as to who their least favourite player is, as Chris Ashton heads to France.
Owens To Host Phone Bollocking Service
World’s best referee to man phone line where you can get proper dressing down.
Bristol Undertake Massive Signing
A scrawled note found outside Bristol’s training ground has revealed their latest transfer target.
Saracens to lead Brexit negotiations
Saracens will help Britain through Brexit negotiations and tell all leavers and remainers to just get along.
Australians Ripe For The Picking
Australian Rugby Union fans are now the people most likely to cry if you take the piss out of them.
