Bruce Craig, the well known friend of James Dyson, wants a different shaped ball with which to play Bath’s rugby matches. In a bold move, and following on from his request to replay the game against Toulouse because the ref got a few things wrong, Craig is claiming that the odd shaped ball that rugby…
Leinster To Make Love To Your Wife
Leinster Rugby Club are delighted to announce their own Concierge Service, The Crooked Feed can exclusively reveal. Off the back of their impressive win over Wasps in the Heineken Cup, the Irish Province feel it is the right time to launch their new ‘attendant’ business. ‘Leinster International Concierge Service’ will be run by the club,…
Leicester’s Got Talent
Leicester Tigers are excited to reveal, exclusive to The Crooked Feed, a brand new reality show called “Do You Wanna Have A Go?” Based on the likes of “Britain’s Got Talent” and “Masterchef”, the game will see the famous English rugby club turn to its fans to see if they would like to be Director…
World Rugby Takes Intentional Shit On American Soil
World Rugby’s plan to take horrendous games of rugby to the United States of America is now really starting to take shape. In a complicated, yet understandable, course of action, The Crooked Feed can now reveal that there is a coordinated attack on the American market. Twenty thousand unfortunate people gathered at the Robert F…
Stephen Jones A Bit Like Jesus
“He brings rugby fans together like no one else I know. I’m not sure he really knows the extent of his powers but he’s a bit like Jesus.” Those are the incredible words of Andre Crevice who is Head of Rugby Twitter and a man who knows exactly how to convey his meaning in less…
Australia Confirmed as Full Blown Arseholes
The International Arsehole Commission has confirmed that Cricket Australia is now at a level where everyone can refer to them as arseholes. Previous calls earlier in the test series, when David Warner was just being an arsehole on his own, had led a few sections of the population to declare the whole team as arseholes,…
Eddie Wants Wayne Barnes To Ref All Of England’s Games
England Rugby are to approach World Rugby to see if Wayne Barnes can ref some, if not all, of their future games. In light of recent results, Eddie Jones is said to feel that Barnes could well penalise the opposition a bit more than England, therefore making them look a lot less shit than they…
Scottish People Still Finding Saturday Really, Really Funny
Things may be pretty much returning to normal south of the border but up in Scotland, people are still pissing themselves laughing when they think of what happened when Scotland beat England at Murrayfield on Saturday. Certain businesses are struggling to get a huge amount done, bus stops are erupting into fits of giggles, and…
Jones To Fight Gatland at Halftime
Eddie Jones and Warren Gatland will fight each other at halftime in the game between England and Wales at Twickenham this weekend, the Six Nations is delighted to announce. In a unprecedented step, both country’s governing bodies have ratified the contest, the first officially recognised fight to take place between head coaches from opposing international…
UK Business Responds Badly to Six Nations Squad Naming Week
UK Business Heads have declared this an ‘uncertain week’ as international head coaches announce their Six Nations rugby squads. Having already been weighed down by serious tosspottery in Europe and the impending self sodomy being exhibited in the US, business leaders have been handed another blow with the news that fuck all work is going…
Round 13 Review of the Aviva Premiership: Doormen, Turd Burgers and Lots and Lots of Brothers
Round 13 of the Aviva Premiership and The Crooked Feed’s acclaimed review returns like Luke Skywalker; shaggier, seemingly reluctant and much later than advertised.(Loving your Trump tweeting by the way Hamill, but it would be much more fun if you just twatted him with your lightsaber) Here’s six points from the weekend’s action – with…
Questions About Europe For English
The Italian Rugby Federation is among a growing group of people who are questioning the involvement of English teams in European Champions Cup Rugby. After a dire weekend for Aviva Premiership sides (which included seven losses against French, Irish and even Welsh opposition), their place in the competition has come under serious scrutiny. “Issa not…
