Jones Struggling To Not Pick Armand

Eddie Jones has just a few days to come up with a decent excuse as to why he won’t pick Don Armand in his England squad for the upcoming Autumn Internationals. The Exeter back row has been in sparkling form of late, as he has been most of his career, and yet has failed to…

What Stuff Did Rob Howley Do On The British and Irish Lions Tour?

Sean O’Brien has sensationally claimed that Rob Howley had little or nothing to do with coaching the British and Irish Lions on their tour of New Zealand earlier this year. Speaking to the ‘Off the Ball’ Podcast the Irish backrower said Howley in particular contributed poorly to the drawn series. However, The Crooked Feed managed…

Round 2 of the Aviva Premiership – More Opinionated Tosh

Round 2 of the Aviva Premiership and the hits just keep coming. Lots more intriguing and well constructed egg chasing, and one particular team continue to impress, but the weekend was not without asterisk. There are fans who had to sit through 80 minutes of “rugby” on Friday night and the Tigers faithful were left…

Best Thing Ever Named as Roger Federer

Scientists have revealed that the search for the ‘best thing ever’ can now be called off because it is, in fact, Roger Federer. After another peerless display at this year’s Wimbledon, the Swiss former World No.1 has re-entered the hearts and minds of the sporting public and in a recent poll commissioned by scientists at…

Gatland to let ‘bunch of shits’ decide

In an incredible turn of events, Warren Gatland, the Head Coach of the 2017 Lions tour to New Zealand is to let the public choose the 23 to take the field in the final and deciding Test against the All Blacks. Speaking exclusively to The Crooked Feed from his hotel room via Skype, Gatland railed,…

Barnes the bounty as Saturday’s Test gets fucking massive

Rugby fans from the UK will be even more excited about the final and deciding test between the Lions and New Zealand as Stuart Barnes has been put forward as a tantalising bounty.  After a boozy night out last weekend, the Executive Producer for Sky Sports Rugby, Jeremy Scrumdown, ended up in an outrageous bet…