Jones Unsure Of Dan Robson’s Name

Eddie Jones is not 100% certain of other scrum-halves’ names after receiving criticism for playing Ben Youngs for too long in Six Nations matches. Youngs has played nearly every minute of all three England games, and when asked in a press conference about it, Jones showed that there’s only ever been one person on his…

Eddie Wants Wayne Barnes To Ref All Of England’s Games

England Rugby are to approach World Rugby to see if Wayne Barnes can ref some, if not all, of their future games. In light of recent results, Eddie Jones is said to feel that Barnes could well penalise the opposition a bit more than England, therefore making them look a lot less shit than they…

Scottish People Still Finding Saturday Really, Really Funny

Things may be pretty much returning to normal south of the border but up in Scotland, people are still pissing themselves laughing when they think of what happened when Scotland beat England at Murrayfield on Saturday. Certain businesses are struggling to get a huge amount done, bus stops are erupting into fits of giggles, and…

Jones To Fight Gatland at Halftime

Eddie Jones and Warren Gatland will fight each other at halftime in the game between England and Wales at Twickenham this weekend, the Six Nations is delighted to announce. In a unprecedented step, both country’s governing bodies have ratified the contest, the first officially recognised fight to take place between head coaches from opposing international…

UK Business Responds Badly to Six Nations Squad Naming Week

UK Business Heads have declared this an ‘uncertain week’ as international head coaches announce their Six Nations rugby squads. Having already been weighed down by serious tosspottery in Europe and the impending self sodomy being exhibited in the US, business leaders have been handed another blow with the news that fuck all work is going…